Grandchildren Quotes

 

From Grandmother Anne

On Christmas Day when my grandson opened the presents in his stocking he looked at me with great seriousness and said "Grandma - doesn't Santa live in the Northpole?" Yes he does, I answered him. "And he makes all the toys for the children?" Yes darling he does I replied. "But why does it then say 'made in China' on my toy?"

From Grandmother Maggie

My daughter and her husband were trying to have a first go at telling their daughters about how to make babies and what sex really is (the girls had been asking...). My youngest granddaughter (aged 6) responded : "So mummy, Granny had four children - that must mean that she is a real professional at sex!"